Get up, you scum-sucking, pinko-loving, marigold-sniffing son of a bag of horse shit.
- (Jake) McEwen to James Robert Anthony Adams in CHERUB “The Sleepwalker, Book 9” (Book)
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Fairycake-eating, panda-shagging grease ball. I’m gonna pee in a bucket and tip it on your Weetabix.
- (Jake) McEwen to James Robert Anthony Adams in CHERUB “The Sleepwalker, Book 9” (Book)
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I see you’ve met my good pal, Jake McEwen, although he prefers it if you ditch the first name.
Call me Jake, and I’ll rip off your testicles and feed them to your sister.
- (Jake) McEwen and Dave Moss to James Robert Anthony Adams in CHERUB “The Sleepwalker, Book 9” (Book)
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Gimme that hand, Marigold, or I’ll rip your shoulder out of its socket and stick my boot so far up your arse that you’ll taste black polish in the back of your throat.
- (Jake) McEwen to James Robert Anthony Adams in CHERUB “The Sleepwalker, Book 9” (Book)
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There’s a rumour going around campus that you’re getting soft. So Mr Kazakov has devised a little tune-up exercise.
Enough chit-chat, you lollypop-sucking flower-arranger.
- Dave Moss and (Jake) McEwen to James Robert Anthony Adams in CHERUB “The Sleepwalker, Book 9” (Book)
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You extra-soft-toilet-tissue-using, worm-like bag of gloop.
- (Jake) McEwen to James Robert Anthony Adams in CHERUB “The Sleepwalker, Book 9” (Book)
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